Boundaries Enforcer Pillows

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

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"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"You let people walk all over you."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"What part of this don't you understand?"

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Learning to say 'no'

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

The good news is, I'm going to let you work from home. The bad news is, I'm moving in with you.

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'