Boundary Defender Pillows

"Don't invade his space."

"That was my answering cervix."

"We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray."

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"Well darling, what makes you think I'll take no for an answer?"

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"You let people walk all over you."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"What part of this don't you understand?"

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Learning to say 'no'

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"