Examiner Of Paths Gifts

Tourists

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Sigmund Freud.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Office of quality assurance"

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Examiners.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"Smart Arse"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Lambs to the Slaughter

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

Examiners Nightmare.

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'