Unconventional Path Explorer Gifts

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Hither and Yon sign

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Challenge and solution

Pavement Artist

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

Unusual Staircase

Tourists

Wrong side of the tracks.

Straight and Narrow Path/Long and Winding Road.

Shamisen

Guide with an arrow for a head.

All trails go nowhere.

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

"I paid for my MBA as a Mexican wrestler."

This Way/That Way

Hansel and Gretel find their way home via the junk mail which fell out of their magazines

Terrainspotters.

Tourists finding a path

At a crossroads.

Straight Ahead / Whoopee

Cyclists mistake.

That's the third one today following in my footsteps.

The Usual Retirement or Wild Thing

'This end up please.'