Path Explorer Gifts

Signpost pointing to today, tomorrow and yesterday.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Path

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Hither and Yon sign

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

High School Schedule

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Challenge and solution

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

Tourists

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Wrong side of the tracks.

Straight and Narrow Path/Long and Winding Road.

Parcel service customers love the online shipment tracking!

"And this bit down here is about actually how to do the job."

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10