Test Examiner Gifts

'Good morning, Mr Herbert. If my face seems familiar, it's because yesterday you gave me 'out LBW' when I was at least a foot outside the leg stump. Shall we start your test?'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Exam

'This test doesn't understand me.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Turkey Autopsy

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Good Luck with your finals.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Examiners.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"Office of quality assurance"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Turkey Autopsy

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'