Error Examiner Gifts

"I cried that one over an accounting error back in 06."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Turkey Autopsy

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"Office of quality assurance"

Examiners.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Turkey Autopsy

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

"Curiosity."

Lambs to the Slaughter

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"Smart Arse"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

Cause of death: Just one of those things.

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

"I just love take-out."

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"