Error Evaluator Gifts

'It takes a very special administrator to admit he was wrong.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

Sex Score

"Has it been in your family long?"

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"I think it's an early version of facebook."

I have to tell you, your honor, I'm feeling pretty optimistic about my case right now. Have a nice verdict.

"It all began with trying to measure project outcomes."

'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

"I'm sorry but a fat, guzzling wife cannot be classed as a consumable."

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

How would you like to work part-time, Benson?

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

Accounting makes a 300 million dollar error, yet they always nail me on my expense account.

I tried to make ends meet but I'm a poor judge of distance. Due now. Bill. Bill. Due. Due now.

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

'Your new boyfriend has potential, needs some omprovement. Overlooks a few things.' 'My husband is an estate agent.'

"Well, was the claim evidence-based?"