Error Evaluator Pillows

'It takes a very special administrator to admit he was wrong.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

Sex Score

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

"Has it been in your family long?"

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"It all began with trying to measure project outcomes."

'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

"I'm sorry but a fat, guzzling wife cannot be classed as a consumable."

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

How would you like to work part-time, Benson?

Accounting makes a 300 million dollar error, yet they always nail me on my expense account.

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

'Your new boyfriend has potential, needs some omprovement. Overlooks a few things.' 'My husband is an estate agent.'

"Well, was the claim evidence-based?"

"I've heard some lame excuses in my time, but "I'm only 7" takes the cake."