Error Analyzer Gifts

Ernie tries to learn from his mistakes but it's like filling a teacup with a fire hose.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

MENSER the high IQ society

Confirmation Bias

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Room for Error

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

"Sorry, I don't know what a handball is anymore either."

"I'm hitting a wall."

"It was messed up. Everybody was wearing masks", "Hmmm." / "It was messed up. Nobody was wearing masks.", "Hmmm."

Spot The Balls Up.

Accounting makes a 300 million dollar error, yet they always nail me on my expense account.

"I've concluded a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...."

"'Unexpected error.' It stopped being 'unexpected' after the first ten times it happened."

Rejected resumes.

'Wait! Relax. I had it backward. You actually have a baseball the size of a tumor.'

"Uh-oh, I think I hear a lawsuit."

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac sucking up scarce resources with my imaginary ailments....but I thought I'd come in and get a second opinion."

"I finally figured out who you copy."

'Did you gt a CSS Redundancy Checker?'

"What do you mean, 'you'll be working late'? You work nights!"

"Exceeding customers expectations is made easier when they, generally speaking, expect us to be rubbish!"

"Is there a doctor in the house...preferably in-network?"

"I cried that one over an accounting error back in 06."

'It takes a very special administrator to admit he was wrong.'

Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended that he may have said you're as old as the supercontinent "Pangea." What kind of weasely apology is that?! He didn