Online Evaluator Gifts

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

'I received matching offers.'

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'

'Nope...1443 bloggers have already panned it.'

"Has it been in your family long?"

'You say here you're a people person.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"It gets worse! She's recommended us as a bed & breakfast on Trip Advisor!"

'Government performance targets reach unprecedented levels.'

"It all began with trying to measure project outcomes."

'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

Rate My Santa.com

'Felton,has it occured to you that you may have taken a talent for self-effacement a bit too far?'

"Some people think it's as valid as testing our teachers."

'Simms might be overextending himself.'

'I'd just like to go back to the 'all this' that Ed took me away from.'

Happy As Larry

"I'm tired of sitting on the sidelines s our country falls apart."

"I can't help feeling that you are deliberately failing your exams in order to sabotage my teacher's evaluation."

'It takes a very special administrator to admit he was wrong.'