'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'
Academic Evaluator Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone who excels at academic evaluation? Explore our collection of clever and charming items designed for those who appreciate analysis, critique, and insightful feedback. Whether they’re grading papers or simply passionate about education, find a gift that recognizes their sharp mind and dedication. From humorous mugs to inspiring art prints, our products bring a touch of wit and warmth to their everyday routines.
'The recession seems to have affected my grades.'
"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."
"Do you want to play doctorate?"
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'
Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference
"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."
"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"
"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."
"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."
'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'
Exam
Professor Wiles grows insufferable.
School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.
'What's play?'
"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"
"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."
'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'
"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."
How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and
"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."
His Master's Thesis.
"I lettered in spelling."
Super Student
Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.
Examinations.
'It's time to move out when Mom says...'
'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'
Pesky students.
"I started a collection!"
'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'
"I see here that you are a recent graduate."
'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'
Academic Evaluator Gifts Collection
Academic Evaluator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that perfect for academic evaluators — witty, charming, and designed to make mornings and grading sessions more fun.
Academic Evaluator Pillows
Decorate their space with pillows that feature smart, funny messages for academic evaluators—comfort and wit in one perfect package.
Academic Evaluator Prints
Decorate their office or classroom with prints that celebrate critical thinking and evaluative humor—charming designs for the discerning academic.
Academic Evaluator T-Shirts
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