Peer Evaluator Gifts

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Performance reviews in Hell.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

Sex Score

Messing Up My Metrics

"How long has it been, Fenwick, since you weaseled your way into this corporation?"

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

"Has it been in your family long?"

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

'You say here you're a people person.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

"I think it's an early version of facebook."

'Minimalism is fine in design, but not in work attendance."

'Government performance targets reach unprecedented levels.'

"It all began with trying to measure project outcomes."

'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."

'Well he certainly does a very thorough risk analysis.'

'Your new boyfriend has potential, needs some omprovement. Overlooks a few things.' 'My husband is an estate agent.'

No more neurotic people in my life, but will I be bored

I don't care what everyone else is doing! If all your friends followed their bliss off a cliff, would you?