People Person Evaluator Gifts

'You say here you're a people person.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

"I love people-watching."

Jeff hated performance reviews.

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

Sex Score

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

"Has it been in your family long?"

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"I think it's an early version of facebook."

'Government performance targets reach unprecedented levels.'

"It all began with trying to measure project outcomes."

'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

'Some mentor you turned you turned out to be.'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

'Another stupid ball of string. I was hoping for a tablet."

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

'Your new boyfriend has potential, needs some omprovement. Overlooks a few things.' 'My husband is an estate agent.'

"Sometimes, I think you enjoy the performance review more than the sex."

'Alec does alright for a bloke with no chat lines!'

'Felton,has it occured to you that you may have taken a talent for self-effacement a bit too far?'