Insurance Examiner Gifts

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Turkey Autopsy

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Examiners.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"Office of quality assurance"

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

Turkey Autopsy

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"Smart Arse"

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"Curiosity."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Lambs to the Slaughter

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

Cause of death: Just one of those things.

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'