Insurance Inspector Gifts

"I said, it's the only hearing-aid covered by your insurance."

'I got all woozy reading the restrictions in my health insurance contract!'

"Sorry, I don't need Life Insurance. Do you mind if I ask who does your marketing research?"

'From January to May, I work for the government to pay for my income tax and from May to October to pay for my malpractice insurance.'

"I just received the employee health plan, but key parts of it was redacted!"

"Well, Mr. Higgins, I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover natural disasters."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Time Out For Teddy

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Nuclear waste.

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"