Inspectors Gifts

No Playing at Soldiers

"The fish sticks here are very good."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

All Natural Nothing

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

HELLth Food Sprouts

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Fire door.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Office of quality assurance"

"I'm going in."

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

307 days without an accident.

Air Pollution Threat

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'