Inspectors Gifts

No Playing at Soldiers

"The fish sticks here are very good."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

All Natural Nothing

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

HELLth Food Sprouts

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Fire door.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"I'm going in."

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Office of quality assurance"

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

Air Pollution Threat

'Sick bucket for table sixteen.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.