Insurance Observer Gifts

"Smith, insurance co. According to our algorithms you should have died two years ago. Sorry, but algorithms don't have any sense of humour."

Flags

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Greek Crisis

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Domestic Spying Drones

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'racism is the new black.'

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

"He downgraded Apple."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Supermarket Merge

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

You are here.

Business isn't booming.

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'