Investment Observer Gifts

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"He downgraded Apple."

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

'racism is the new black.'

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

The Red Carpet

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

Business isn't booming.

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'