Financial Observer Gifts

'Has the recession effected us - do you mean the one that's ending or the one that's about to start?'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Highschool sign.

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

"He downgraded Apple."

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Exchange Rate.

Euro against the Dollar.

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

The Red Carpet

'racism is the new black.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Business isn't booming.

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"