Investment Observer Pillows

"The equities markets loves me, the equities markets love me not. . ."

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Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

The Red Carpet

"He downgraded Apple."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Supermarket Merge

'racism is the new black.'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

Business isn't booming.

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

Made redundant from Honda please help

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

'The financial advisor is here.'

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs