Innovation Observer Gifts

"Google glasses, I remember those. I wonder why they never caught on?"

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Space for Lease.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"It will scare away our competitors."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'racism is the new black.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Henry Fox Talbot

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

One-man band - One-man office

DNA Lab. I spliced bee DNA into a dam-building rodent

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Made redundant from Honda please help

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs