Innovation Explorer Gifts

'Kids today with all their technology.'

Voice-activated high-speed wireless communications.

Technology - Not High Tech, Not Low Tech, But Just the Right Tech.

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'we need to do some out of the box thinking.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

A Complicated Computer.

Research/Bottlenecks/Development.

The evolution of an idea.

"The patient handed me this 'wearable technology' and said 'all the answers are on there'."

'How can I think outside the box when I work in one?'

Now Hiring! Artificial Intelligence A Plus!

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

State of the art computing purchases become obsolete in the time it takes to purchase it.

Tightrope of Change.

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

Pet peeves.

Ideas that failed: The computer moose.

Superduper.

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'If you think current GPS systems are annoying when they're Recalculating, you'll really hate the next big thing coming.'

Should you buy or lease your first wheel?

'It's the latest cybernetic advance - The IBrain!'

'It's out most advanced 'smartphone' the 'smartarse' phone.'

'We could be on to something her, Og.'

Inventing the wheel.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Mini Computer

'I did some research on their reproductive system, and you know what? ? they're all copies of copies!'

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

'We hope to make antibiotics, interferon and diagnostic products, but just to be on the safe side, we're starting out with a line of shampoos.'

We're working on a cure for funding cuts.