Health Innovation Explorer Gifts

Coming soon with Apple Health: iColonoscopy

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

The first car accident.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Space for Lease.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"It will scare away our competitors."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Henry Fox Talbot

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

One-man band - One-man office

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

DNA Lab. I spliced bee DNA into a dam-building rodent

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.