Health Innovation Explorer Mugs

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

The first car accident.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Space for Lease.

"It will scare away our competitors."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

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"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Henry Fox Talbot

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"