Insurance Inspector Pillows

'I got all woozy reading the restrictions in my health insurance contract!'

"Sorry, I don't need Life Insurance. Do you mind if I ask who does your marketing research?"

'From January to May, I work for the government to pay for my income tax and from May to October to pay for my malpractice insurance.'

"I just received the employee health plan, but key parts of it was redacted!"

"Well, Mr. Higgins, I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover natural disasters."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

HELLth Food Sprouts

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Time Out For Teddy

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Nuclear waste.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'