Insurance Policy Examiner Gifts

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

Examiners.

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Smart Arse"

Lambs to the Slaughter

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'Just as I thought...you can't collect on the life insurance by boring me to death.'

"I'm prepared to cover any out-of-pocket costs, Dr. Williter."

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

"Your disgust over ballooning healthcare costs is just a natural part of the aging process."

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'