Insurance Policy Detective Gifts

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

IRS Audit Section

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

"We need to discuss your expense account."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

"How can our Russian affiliate be losing money? I thought that country was out of the red."

'When we come back we'll talk to a man who made a fortune on Wall Street and almost got away with it.'

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

Brexit 2016

"I can't see how you can possibly extract any more out of me."

'Too bad you couldn't find my tax returns! This time see if you can find your tax rates!'

'All right, I want to know who's responsible for our profits no longer being obscene!'

'We'd better schedule an autopsy audit.'