Insurance Fraud Investigator Gifts

White Collar Crime.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Fake Counterfeit Money

"Forget the bloody glove for a moment; ignore all the arguments about the DNA evidence and try to remember that this case, after all, is about securities violations."

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

'To be honest I generally only deal with clients by phone or email.'

Berlitz guide to Scamese

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

Fraud Squad

'From January to May, I work for the government to pay for my income tax and from May to October to pay for my malpractice insurance.'

"Sorry, I don't need Life Insurance. Do you mind if I ask who does your marketing research?"

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

Identity theft' is a big risk these days... criminals assuming your persona to commit fraud...' '...so I got a quote for 'identity theft insurance' last week... it was a lot cheaper than I'd anticipated.' 'Apparently my personality is only a 'Group 3'.'

Three Little Pigs Insurance Scam.