Insurance Policy Detective Prints

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

IRS Audit Section

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

"How can our Russian affiliate be losing money? I thought that country was out of the red."

'When we come back we'll talk to a man who made a fortune on Wall Street and almost got away with it.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

"We need to discuss your expense account."

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

"I can't see how you can possibly extract any more out of me."

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

Brexit 2016

'Too bad you couldn't find my tax returns! This time see if you can find your tax rates!'

'All right, I want to know who's responsible for our profits no longer being obscene!'