Insurance Explorer Gifts

'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '

"Figures, doesn't it? I've been perfectly healthy since I've met my deductible."

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

'My consultation fee may seem a little harsh, but your insurance company should cover most of it.'

Small businesses 'turning noses up' at having to buy health insurance

"Sorry, but your insurance pays for just a bed."

'The bad news is, during open enrollment we get to choose between our uncaring, inconvenient plan or another one that's just as bad or worse.'

Your unemploment insurance is running out

"My ailment is I can't afford healthcare."

"Remember, whatever doesn't kill you only makes your health insurance premiums go up."

"Please include the number of a close relative in case there's an emergency...with your insurance."

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

'The annual premium actually comes to more than your total coverage.'

"I also need to get back on your insurance."

"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do."

"How are you fixed for group insurance?"

"He's had several billing procedures named after him."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

wealth investment

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

"They say that 'laughter is the best medicine', which is great because your health plan doesn't cover the real stuff!"

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"