Insurance Explorers Gifts

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

Bookkeeping Club

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

"Your disgust over ballooning healthcare costs is just a natural part of the aging process."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

'How about a romantic caper about two lost souls who meet and find happiness investing in mutual funds.'

'It's amazing how fast a business can go from being in the pink to in the red.'

"He's had several billing procedures named after him."

The 8.05 to Wall Street.

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

Economic Experts

'Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going,'

"It wasn't until I discovered how much the upper one per cent were losing on dividends that I became a truly compassionate conservative."

"Interviews are always stressful...this is his fourteenth....and they all turned him down!"

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

"Lab-grown?"

'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '