Insurance Policy Analyst Gifts

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

I thought watching major surgery on TV would make me wince, but they never showed the part about the patient dealing with their insurance company.

'When you have your health, you have everything except money to pay for healthcare.'

'This stuff's too good for your insurance plan.'

'I think I had an out-of-network experience while I was under.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

Booster shots

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

Budget

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

Health Care Crisis table.

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"We've been cancelled."

social services cuts

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Data From a Truck

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.