Health Insurance Analysts Gifts

'Sweet! Money to pay my health insurance premium!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

Booster shots

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

Health Care Crisis table.

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

The Public Option

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

Safe spaces?

Uncle Sam and health care.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Republican Healthcare

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

Wards / Mortuary

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

Health Care is in Trouble

Uncle Mort's Storytime. Billy the pachyderm was a nice guy who got a sticker stuck in his thigh. Restrooms. Went he for help to his mouse friend Fred … I'll take our yer sticker, Dr Fred said. Just one question before I advance. Who do you have for your insurance? I am not covered, poor Billy cried. So, limp Billy did 'till the day he died. Waaaaaah!

'Your employer's health plan automatically cancels your coverage once you get sick.'

Obama-Health care reform

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

'And out hospital has rooms...lots of rooms, and some beds, and we've got stairs.'

Clinical waste.

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.