Healthcare Analyst Gifts

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'The good news is: we qualify for Obamacare. The bad news is: you can't afford it.'

Nurses in short supply.

Boomers.

Congrats! You're Uninsured

'I'm happy to say this makes grim reading.'

The BMA Contemplates Putting Its Foot In The Water.

'Err not quite, we control our budget now...not yours.'

'Well, the crisis is over. As long as you've got £30,000 of course.'

After record low admission levels, Private Hospitals began to run 'edgy' ad campaigns

'Surgery is being outsourced now to a shop just down the block.'

"If we have socialized medicine now, how come I'm not in the pink?"

Safe spaces?

NHS Beds Shortage

The Great Divide

"A specialist is a doctor with a smaller practice and a bigger home."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Light Bulb Moment

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Morning, all!"

The Life of Pi

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."