Healthcare Policy Analyst Gifts

Uncle Sam and health care.

GOP rushes to craft health plan to replace Obamacare.

'I'm sinking fast? How long do I have doc...?'

'I don't like the idea of a government supported health care, dude. I'd prefer to let my mom and dad take care of everything.'

'Under Obamacare the government's gonna force us to have health insurance!'

'Make people buy health insurance?! Now you're going too far.'

GOP 'Health' Care Plan.

Ridiculous Pro-Obamacare Talking Points

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"Tell you what...let's just reschedule this meeting."

"Clean-up the House, Paul. I'll take care of this."

"Now that you've successfully gutted Obamacare, what's your plan for universal health coverage...?"

Hobby Lobby Ruling

Bailing Out on Obamacare

Required health insurance?

"Do you think voters who don't understand Obamacare or Romneycare would really embrace 'Insurancelobbycare'?"

The GOP's 3-D approach to Health Care Reform!

"Who needs medicare when you're a zombie?"

The GOP dances on the grave of Obamacare, not seeing that the mid-term elections await.

'Of course, one advantage to lethal injection is that Medicaid might pay for it.'

"Well...this is another fine mess you've gotten us into...!

'Whatever happened to the healthcare issue?'

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Republican Healthcare

Safety is no Accident

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Booster shots

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'