Insurance Policy Analyst Mugs

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'When you have your health, you have everything except money to pay for healthcare.'

'This stuff's too good for your insurance plan.'

'I think I had an out-of-network experience while I was under.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Booster shots

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Budget

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

social services cuts

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Health Care Crisis table.

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.