Insurance Analyst Mugs

"Your insurance has run out. We're discharging you from the 'Observation Care' floor to the 'Who Cares?' room in the basement."

"Your disease is curable, but one side effect of this drug is poverty."

'Give it to me straight, doc. If I outlive medicare, will I have to flee Canada?'

44.3 million Americans without health insurance.

'We're introducing a LARGE new dental plan.'

"Everyone who's unhappy with their health system is here."

'Research shows there is a direct correlation between life expectancy and payment of medical bills.'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

'Your insurance shows you're covered, but I want to run a few tests just to make sure.'

'Now for the eye test, can you read my bill?'

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"Why is dental insurance so high when we have so few teeth?"

"The new patient has a serious pre-existing condition. She didn't pay her old doctor's bills."

Medical Expenses.

'So, Senator, what do you REALLY see as the difference between the American health Service and the NHS.'

'I have some bad news if you're poor and some good news if you're rich.'

"Relax. I'm not here to administer last rites, but to help you pray your insurance will cover all!"

Woman alarmed by a poster offering insurance for 'accidents by railway'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Light Bulb Moment

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Morning, all!"

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'