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"Your insurance has run out. We're discharging you from the 'Observation Care' floor to the 'Who Cares?' room in the basement."

"Your disease is curable, but one side effect of this drug is poverty."

'Give it to me straight, doc. If I outlive medicare, will I have to flee Canada?'

44.3 million Americans without health insurance.

'We're introducing a LARGE new dental plan.'

"Everyone who's unhappy with their health system is here."

'Research shows there is a direct correlation between life expectancy and payment of medical bills.'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

'Your insurance shows you're covered, but I want to run a few tests just to make sure.'

'Now for the eye test, can you read my bill?'

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"Yes, the treatment is very effective, especially for those who can afford it."

"Why is dental insurance so high when we have so few teeth?"

"The new patient has a serious pre-existing condition. She didn't pay her old doctor's bills."

Medical Expenses.

Uncle Mort's Storytime. Billy the pachyderm was a nice guy who got a sticker stuck in his thigh. Restrooms. Went he for help to his mouse friend Fred … I'll take our yer sticker, Dr Fred said. Just one question before I advance. Who do you have for your insurance? I am not covered, poor Billy cried. So, limp Billy did 'till the day he died. Waaaaaah!

'So, Senator, what do you REALLY see as the difference between the American health Service and the NHS.'

'I have some bad news if you're poor and some good news if you're rich.'

"Relax. I'm not here to administer last rites, but to help you pray your insurance will cover all!"

Woman alarmed by a poster offering insurance for 'accidents by railway'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Light Bulb Moment

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

The Life of Pi

"Morning, all!"

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'