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"I thought the co-pay was supposed to be smaller than the pay."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Safe spaces?

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

'We need to learn what happened at eleven O'clock.'

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

"Everyone who's unhappy with their health system is here."

44.3 million Americans without health insurance.

'Now for the eye test, can you read my bill?'

"Imagine an accident at 60mph..." "It would be like being hit by a 60 ton elephant."

You take'm through the nose, you pay through the nose.

'Surgery is being outsourced now to a shop just down the block.'

"A specialist is a doctor with a smaller practice and a bigger home."

"Relax. I'm not here to administer last rites, but to help you pray your insurance will cover all!"

'I think I had an out-of-network experience while I was under.'

"Your insurance has run out. We're discharging you from the 'Observation Care' floor to the 'Who Cares?' room in the basement."

Nurses in short supply.

'Give it to me straight, doc. If I outlive medicare, will I have to flee Canada?'

"We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious."

'I'm happy to say this makes grim reading.'

'Sweet! Money to pay my health insurance premium!'

'You have 'Text Message Thumbs.' I suggest actually using your cell phone as a phone for a while.'

'Who are you calling Napoleon?I'm just going to pay you!'

'What does Perkemup do? What would like it to do?'

"He had the AstraZeneca vaccine and then he was hit by a meteorite."

Boomers.