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Health care debate.

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

"Doctor, could you prescribe something that will help me figure out my part D drug coverage?"

Ramon was truly a polished performer...walking backwards up a spiral staircase, blindfolded and totally unassisted, while comparing private health insurance packages!"

"How's that dear? We need all new furniture? Well don't worry, we'll find the money somewhere..."

'Your house was blown off by a big bad wolf hey?! It looks very much like an insurance scam to me!...'

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

"If the sticker shock for this drug lasts more than 4 hours, call your insurance company."

"I'm sorry, you're not covered for acts of god."

Get Ready for ObamaCare!

"I've wasted valuable hours of my life comparing the comparison sites and comparing each site for comparison. . . and I've forgotten what I was comparing in the first place!!!"

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"What happens if I lose a leg?"

"Your disgust over ballooning healthcare costs is just a natural part of the aging process."

'No! Don't help her! If we help her, before you know it we'll have to help the children of illegal aliens and the homeless!'

'You want to insure it? — Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Your heart rate is fine, it's your credit rating that's giving us concern."

"Whoa! Easy on my uniform shirt. That comes out of my pay check."

"And what made you apply for this job besides our free dental care?"

"Please press the button for service according to severity of condition."

Insurance Co. Your right leg? Oh, dear, that's unfortunate.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.