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"I cried that one over an accounting error back in 06."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Turkey Autopsy

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Office of quality assurance"

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

Examiners.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Turkey Autopsy

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"Smart Arse"

Lambs to the Slaughter

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Curiosity."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

Cause of death: Just one of those things.

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"I just love take-out."

" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"