Testing Expert Gifts

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

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CIA Recommended TVs

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

Let the profit-making begin!

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

Man and woman being spied on from their TV.

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'I'm here in the rainforest to show you how to fashion an ipod using only twigs and moss.'

'What's he going to be when he passes all his exams?' 'A pensioner!'

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

Humpty Dumpty Gets in a Taxi.

Parking validation

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

"No thanks. I'm a knowledge worker."