Tech-savvy Tester Gifts

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

Rap-Nav.

"Camera not working."

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

Frog Family Selfie

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

Have you considered using email?

Employee performance review software.

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

'Suggestions' / 'e-Suggestions'.