Technology Tester Gifts

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Rust test in progress.

"Your IQ came back negative."

Product Testing Department

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"Well, that blows the hell out of my theory."

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'So how was work, Honey?'

Cow Printer

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'