Product Tester Gifts

The focus group hated it. So he showed it to an out-of-focus group.

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

Rust test in progress.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Crash test dummy testing vine by swinging into brick wall in jungle while jungle man takes notes.

Product Testing Department

"Stop beating a dead horse ??" we're getting too many air bubbles."

'Oh no! Research and development are on a test run.'

Another thing men are good for: testing safety glass.

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Product testing laboratory worker breaks.

Acme Cheese Slicers: Product Testing. "Okay, guys, management says we're falling behind, and...WHOA! Who cut the cheese?"

The company that brought us motion-activated towel dispensers starts testing their new emotion-activated version.

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

At the National Whoopee Cushion Testing Facility.

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

'Eddie, thanks for being so understanding about our break-up. So whatcha doin' there? A little product testing?'

'While we were very impressed with each of you, we have decided to offer Brenda the position of product tester.'

'So how was work, Honey?'

"I'm an X-Acto Knife Tester."

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

Testing dog whistles.

Hammocks, Inc. Let me get this straight. You test hammocks all day but don't think you get enough break time?

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

"Just signal like this when you're about to throw up."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."