Beauty Product Tester Gifts

"They do say results will vary."

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

Bad fake tan day.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Some scents are nonsense.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Rust test in progress.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Product Testing Department

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

'Mildred....is that you?'

Martina Klein

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Joan Collins

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

"You have a very rare conditioner."

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

Just stop (macassar) oil

"That shampoo was delicious!"

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?