Beauty Product Tester Gifts

"They do say results will vary."

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

Bad fake tan day.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Some scents are nonsense.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Rust test in progress.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Product Testing Department

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

'Mildred....is that you?'

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

Just stop (macassar) oil

"That shampoo was delicious!"

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"You have a very rare conditioner."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."