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"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

PROBLEM AREAS

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Some scents are nonsense.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

'Mildred....is that you?'

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Red in tooth and claw.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Dating is so expensive...

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"You have a very rare conditioner."

Just stop (macassar) oil

"They do say results will vary."

Which one of these things is the soap?

Virtual Super-Model.

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."