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"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

PROBLEM AREAS

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Some scents are nonsense.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Red in tooth and claw.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'Mildred....is that you?'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Dating is so expensive...

Joan Collins

"That shampoo was delicious!"

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"You have a very rare conditioner."

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Just stop (macassar) oil

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

"They do say results will vary."

Which one of these things is the soap?