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'I've got a complaint about this budget nose job you did for me...'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'It's more like a very good used you.'

Hair Gaol (Jail).

'This perfume is delightful, but unfortunately it also attracts meteorites.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

PROBLEM AREAS

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Girl in cow onesie.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Hair spray"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Western Outfitters.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

Australian Mobile Bar

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."