Cosmetic Explorer T-Shirts

'I've got a complaint about this budget nose job you did for me...'

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'It's more like a very good used you.'

Hair Gaol (Jail).

'This perfume is delightful, but unfortunately it also attracts meteorites.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

PROBLEM AREAS

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Girl in cow onesie.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Hair spray"

Western Outfitters.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

Australian Mobile Bar

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'